I can do this one with seven sentences.
There are pages of baseball stats that can be used to show how bad the Kansas City Royals are this season. But, rather than show you them, just trust me when I say they are so bad that they should have Chico’s Bail Bonds printed on the back of their jerseys.
Tonight, the non-striving New York Yankees were defeated by these aforementioned Royals.
By the close of the 1st of June, the Yankees could be in fourth place in the American League East.
As crazy as this might sound, the Yankees next game is “must win.” I hope the Big Unit realizes this as well.