Prison Break?

From MSNBC today:

Brian Cashman is flittering around the batting cage at Yankee Stadium, making small talk with Alex Rodriguez, cracking jokes with Joe Torre, slapping Ruben Sierra’s back. “Loosest I’ve seen him in ages,” says one longtime associate, eyeballing the New York Yankees’ general manager admiringly. If outsiders didn’t know any better, they might mistake Cashman for a prisoner who has passed his parole-board hearing and is counting down the days until he is freed.

Hmmm, Brian Cashman doing a Michael Scofield? What about the rest of the cast?

Could Giambi be Lincoln Burrows? Kevn Brown as Haywore Patoshik? A-Rod as Fernando Sucre? Gary Sheffield as John Abruzzi? Mo Rivera as Charles Westmoreland? Big Stein as Warden Pope?

And, of course, Red Sox CEO Larry Lucchino gets to play T-bag Bagwell.

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