The Yankees sign Johnny Damon.
King George’s empire was in such desperate need of starting pitching that they went out and signed Johnny Damon. They also made him cut his hair because they are all class, in that owner throwing public tantrums, hiring mobsters to tail players and wasting money like a drunken rock star kind of way.
Turns out that he’s from Minneapolis. I suppose this is what happens to you when you live in a town where the baseball owner pockets all his money – you take shots at the other owners who spend. Sad.