From the Journal News -
Torre has a laptop computer in his office and hopes to learn how to use it. It’s not an order from Steinbrenner, either. Torre’s 9-year-old daughter, Andrea, thinks he should become more computer literate. Can a MySpace.com page be far behind?
What? Torre’s not reading WasWatching.com?
Well, he ain’t got no distractions,
Can’t hear no buzzers and bells.
Don’t see lights a-flashing,
He goes by sense of smell.
Doesn’t have any PC skills,
Never reads WasWatching at all,
That deaf, dumb and blind Torre
Still better win a ring this fall.