The Phoenix, out of Boston, has released their “100 unsexiest men in the world” list. Randy Johnson made # 2:
2. Randy Johnson: If he couldn’t throw a ball 100 miles per hour, Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a squad car on Cops. Could you imagine the nights when he pitched to Otis Nixon?
They’ve also listed Big Stein at # 71 and Godzilla Matsui at # 91.
Funny, David Ortiz, who would be a pimple on the butt of ugly if ugly was a living entity, didn’t make the cut. Shocking, huh?
And, am I wrong, or, is Manny Ramirez looking more and more like something stuck in Bob Marley’s arm pit hair these days? Yet, he’s not on the list.
Also, Trot Nixon looks like the son of the banjo player from Deliverance. But, he missed the list too.
I guess you’re only noticeable when you have “New York” written across your chest.