On stage in the Bronx tonight, a special One-Act comedy, for your perusal. Without further delay, here’s the show…..
Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, decides to spend a weekend with a stripper in Vegas, posing as a average man.
Once together, they end up doing the wild thing for 40 hours straight, just about non-stop.
Afterwards, he felt he should honor the mortal by letting her know who he was.
“I’m Thor!” he proclaimed.
To which she answered him with:
“You’re Thor?!? I’m so thor I can hardly pith!”
In this evening’s performance, the role of Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, was played by the Boston Red Sox. And, the role of the stripper was played by the New York Yankees. Thank you for attending today’s program and please remember to drive home safely.