• The Next Joe & Marilyn?

    Posted by on November 24th, 2006 · Comments (9)

    From PR Inside with a hat tip to BaseballThinkFactry.org

    New celebrity couple JESSICA BIEL and DEREK JETER sparked outrage when their public display of affection at a sombre exhibition left art fans upset.

    The actress and the New York Yankees baseball star were checking out the Holy Image, Hallowed Ground: Icons From Sinai exhibition at Los Angeles’ Getty Museum when things started getting hot and heavy.
    One eyewitness tells US tabloid the National Enquirer, “It was shocking. They were making out on a veranda in full view of everyone, including several Orthodox Jewish families who’d come to see the religious artifacts.” The upset witness even claims security staff had to interrupt the loved-up couple and ask them to cool it.

    Move over Britney Spears and Mario Lopez.

    Comments on The Next Joe & Marilyn?

    1. Raf
      November 24th, 2006 | 8:05 am

      The National Enquirer? Hmmm…

    2. JeremyM
      November 24th, 2006 | 9:57 am

      Do you think they called each other ‘shmoopy’ while all of this went on?

    3. November 24th, 2006 | 10:56 am

      LOL JeremyM

    4. Scott Coulter
      November 24th, 2006 | 12:12 pm

      Sorry, Derek could do a lot better, although, with those lips she could be pretty good. She’s just not hot, and she is definitely not a Marilyn. I lived through the “Monroe” era, and she was one gorgeous woman. Jessica Biel just doesn’t have that certain thing that Marilyn had. The Cap needs to move up.

    5. Twanger
      November 24th, 2006 | 12:37 pm

      I lived through part of Monroe’s era. She’s all yours. I’ll take Jessica Biel. Hopefully she’ll avoid Kennedys & poor Marilyn’s damaged psyche.

      As for Derek, these women need to realize he did get a Gold Glove for playing the field. . ..

    6. baileywalk
      November 24th, 2006 | 2:06 pm

      Methinks, with all these stories about Jeter and Biel, that our man Steve has a little crush on her.

      It’s pretty awesome when Jessica Biel is just another notch on your belt.

    7. MJ
      November 24th, 2006 | 4:00 pm

      I did not live during the Marilyn era. But living in the Biel era (whatever that means) is just fine with me. She’s smoking hot, let me tell you.

      And if Marilyn were alive and in her prime today, I have a feeling she’d pick DJ over Joltin’ Joe.

    8. Jen
      November 24th, 2006 | 11:07 pm

      //Methinks, with all these stories about Jeter and Biel, that our man Steve has a little crush on her.//

      Or a little crush on him.

      j/k Steve.

    9. November 25th, 2006 | 9:55 am

      Yeah, it must be the musk of Driven.

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