• Whistler’s Daughter Is Out

    Posted by on January 24th, 2007 · Comments (8)

    Damn, that didn’t take long – what was it? Two months?

    Jossip.com has the story – and a great picture of Sean Combs getting caught trying to scope some blouse puppies.

    Don’t get me wrong, Gabrielle Union is a beautiful and talented woman too. It’s just that it was going to be interesting to see if Jessica Biel was going to be a Janet Jones type for Jeter – or a Marilyn Monroe type.

    In any event, Jeter sure does get around – and he works off the A-list as well. There are no gorps or dying quails on his hit list.

    Comments on Whistler’s Daughter Is Out

    1. Garcia
      January 24th, 2007 | 1:55 pm

      Probably my favorite topic of the off-season, the poon Jetes is getting. The guy is definitely living my dream life. Imagine how Jetes and ARod used to roll before ARod decided to tie the knot? Probably part of the reason why ARod is mentally unstable, he must be killing himself knowing the life he used to live versus the one he’s living now. But I’m sure he’s “happy”. Being a parent is all well-and-good, but would I rather be changing diapers or changing thongs? ARod plays poker and goes to Scores, while Jeter doesn’t gamble and actually scores. These two are living two different lives and one of them is definitely making the most it, and it ain’t the guy with “Rod” in his nickname. The amount of ass these two could have run through would have been better than any hitting streak, hitting over .400, or breaking the single season homerun record.

      Yes, I condone this behavior. It’s like the line in Devil’s Advocate:
      Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don’t swallow. Ahaha. And while you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughin’ His sick, fuckin’ ass off. He’s a tight-ass. He’s a sadist. He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

    2. rbj
      January 24th, 2007 | 3:10 pm

      There’s gotta be a sign somewhere in Jeter’s locker: “So many women, so little time.”


    3. January 24th, 2007 | 3:24 pm

      At some point, if he slows down for a minute, and starts to connect some of the dots, he’s going to have that “Oh, no, I just swam in the same pool as Dennis Rodman!” moment, I’m sure.

    4. Garcia
      January 24th, 2007 | 3:43 pm

      Call me sick, but I’d take a swim in that pool. There are some hotties in that pool.

    5. January 24th, 2007 | 4:50 pm

      You’re sick.

      Hey, you told me to call you that.

    6. Garcia
      January 24th, 2007 | 6:15 pm

      I take it as a compliment, Steve.

    7. JeremyM
      January 24th, 2007 | 6:31 pm

      I’m lame, but I would rather have A-Rod’s lifestyle than Jeter’s. A-Rod has a wife at home that seems to love him for who he is. He has a daughter. Most of these woman probably see Jeter as a way to get their name in the papers. I’m sure Jeter, and most guys, would be fine with it; to each their own. But honestly, once you’ve been with 1000 of these shallow, model-and-actress types, what’s the fun in 1001? Not that I’m speaking from experience here:)

    8. Raf
      January 24th, 2007 | 10:14 pm

      These women already have their name in the papers.

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