• Breaking Bats Before They Become Bats?

    Posted by on February 27th, 2007 · Comments (3)

    From Michael Geffner’s Q&A with Kyle Farnsworth

    What’s the worst thing you did as a kid?

    [Farnsworth:] I cut down my neighbor’s trees with a steak knife (he laughs again, uncontrollably). I was around 8 and I got in a lot of trouble.

    I can just see young Kyle now – wearing coveralls and carring a sling shot in his back pocket…and weidling a steak knife in his hand….

    To quote A. Bunker, reading a comic book: “Ha ha ha. Oh that Dennis. He really is a menace. Such a rotten kid I love him.

    The funny part is that “The Farns” went on to attend “Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College” later in life. Sounds like Kyle has a thing for trees.

    Comments on Breaking Bats Before They Become Bats?

    1. baileywalk
      February 27th, 2007 | 9:50 am

      I’ve cut down many, many trees in my life — with axes and chainsaws. How the hell do you cut down a tree with a steak knife?

      Another great quote in that interview:

      Q: What turns you on?

      A: Killing a nice big deer.

    2. February 27th, 2007 | 10:04 am

      The turn off answer was just as telling!

    3. brockdc
      February 27th, 2007 | 12:47 pm

      What does he dig trenches with – a teaspoon?

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