Breaking Bats Before They Become Bats?

From Michael Geffner’s Q&A with Kyle Farnsworth -

What’s the worst thing you did as a kid?

[Farnsworth:] I cut down my neighbor’s trees with a steak knife (he laughs again, uncontrollably). I was around 8 and I got in a lot of trouble.

I can just see young Kyle now - wearing coveralls and carring a sling shot in his back pocket…and weidling a steak knife in his hand….

To quote A. Bunker, reading a comic book: “Ha ha ha. Oh that Dennis. He really is a menace. Such a rotten kid I love him.”

The funny part is that “The Farns” went on to attend “Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College” later in life. Sounds like Kyle has a thing for trees.

February 27, 2007 | Filed Under Trap Door Items

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3 Responses to “Breaking Bats Before They Become Bats?”

baileywalk on February 27th, 2007 9:50 am

I’ve cut down many, many trees in my life — with axes and chainsaws. How the hell do you cut down a tree with a steak knife?

Another great quote in that interview:

Q: What turns you on?

A: Killing a nice big deer.
Steve Lombardi on February 27th, 2007 10:04 am

The turn off answer was just as telling!
brockdc on February 27th, 2007 12:47 pm

What does he dig trenches with - a teaspoon?