The only way the bottom of the seventh in this game today could have been any uglier, for the Yankees and their fans, would be if it was interrupted in order to show a video of Janet Reno, wearing nothing but a thong, doing a karaoke rendition of the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha.”
Thank you Abreu, Cano, Jeter, and A-Rod.
I want to talk about Clemens, the chance that Igawa might be returning, and Mike Lowell’s day on the bases. But, I can’t now. Maybe later? Watching this team, and the lack of crispness in which they sometimes play, at the worst times, has me too down now to want to think about them that much at the moment.
I’m going to watch a movie, or something, to try and cleanse my mental palette – and then maybe I’ll come back with the other things that I would normally rant about – from a day like today in Yankeeland.