She gets to go and play with one of Elijah Dukes’ kids.

Garcia–I’m totally with you. It is odd. So that’s why I was trying to figure out where they’d put their 17 bathrooms. So I decided to share what I came up with.

What does the mini-Rodriguez get if she wins the race?

snowball, Yeah I know rich people live by a different standard than the rest of us, I’m not hating on them or their 17 bathrooms. I just found the ratio extremely odd. It just seems like the Rodriguez, if they get this property, will be spending a lot of time urinating and defecating in their new property.

Do you think they have a competition as to who can do #2 first in all 17 bathrooms? What better way to baptize the new place.

If Cynthia wins then she gets a brand new shirt that reads, “F- you, A-hole”, if ARod wins then he gets a blond “manly” looking stripper chick. Sounds like a party in CT!!!!!!

I agree that 17 bathrooms is ridiculous, but that’s how rich people houses work. You have to figure that there’s at least a few for whereever the regular bedrooms are, there’s probably a master bedroom suite with it’s own bathroom, a bathroom by the pool, one by the basketball court, one in each of the additional buildlings, one by the home theater, a guest bathroom of some sort near the living/dining room, there’s probably a play room or something, family room or something, and there’s a bathroom there.

Rich people have a lot of space in the house. Can you imagine having only 3 bedrooms spread out over those 35,000 square feet? You’d have to jog every time you had to go to the bathroom.

I’ve also heard that A-Rod has bought a condo in a new building being built on 88th Street and East End Avenue. It would seem like he’s interested in staying, based on his recent real estate ventures. That being said, when you’re loaded like he is, I don’t think buying property means anything. Maybe it is for his wife? Maybe it is for relatives? Who knows. I don’t think this tells us anything one way or another.

That being said, 17 bathrooms? The bed-to-bath ratio is ridiculous. Very strange.

There is no way on earth that George loses A-Rod to the Mets–let alone anyone else. The closest thing present-day baseball has to Babe Ruth will spend the remainder of his career playing in the House that George Built.

~~~Inside are seven bedrooms, 17 bathrooms~~~

Does that make sense for a place to have so many bathrooms versus bedrooms? The ratio just doesn’t make sense. I’ve never had a place with more than 1 1/2 bathrooms so I really don’t know anything, BUT with so many bathrooms that would make it impossible for ARod to ever shit on himself again (i.e 2004 ALCS, 2005 ALDS, and 2006 ALDS).

Maybe I’m naive, but the Yankees want A-Rod back, the Yankees can afford to pay him the most, the Yankees receive a break for the next three years due to the deal with Texas, and Boras will want to take his player to where he can make the most money (and likely get the first $30 million a year contract) unless the player insists on otherwise. So I think it’s highly unlikely that A-Rod is going anywhere else, even across town to Shea.