Ever hear the song “Hash Pipe” by the band Weezer? I have to confess, when listening to the lyrics of that song, I’m one of those people who are somewhat confused in thinking that they’re hearing “I got my ass wipe” when the correct lyric is “I’ve got my ass wide.”

However, make no mistake about it, I do know when a baseball team has gotten their ass kicked in a game. And, in this contest, the Blue Jays left many a bootie print on the Yankees’ buttocks – and then some.

In a case like this, all you can do is turn the page. Enjoy the day tomorrow. And, get ready to go play the Indians.