• Mets Jokes

    Posted by on October 3rd, 2007 · Comments (1)

    Did you hear about the Mets jerseys at Wal-Mart?

    They were recalled because they were a choking hazard.

    How many Mets players does it take to do the laundry?

    One. However, if there is any folding to do, then all twenty-five show up.

    Anyone have some other good ones to share?

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    1. Raf
      October 7th, 2007 | 9:05 am

      Queens, NY. (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

      The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
      the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

      After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York
      Mets, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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