The Captain Validates

Wow, is it Jeter season already? From the Post:

IF Bronx Bomber Derek Jeter wants to keep his sex life a secret, he should learn to tie up any post-tryst loose ends.

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter’s penthouse and were then charged for parking.”

“The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

“Obviously, they’d spent the night there,” giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, “After last night, he’d better [bleep]ing take care of it!”

After a bit of insistence, “they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all,” said our snitch.

Tongues in Miami are wagging over Jeter’s stint in Miami, where he was spotted Friday night dining at Nobu, then partying it up with Timbaland at Skybar. “They took over the table in the back and drank Grey Goose all night,” said a fellow reveler. “Five girls were dancing around him, but he didn’t seem interested.”

Jeter was spotted acting equally detached later that night at Set, where he was “surrounded by throngs of women five rows deep. He was hanging with a guy friend, though, and didn’t seem to take much interest in the hordes of ladies.”

Evidently, the Yankee captain likes to keep his conquests behind closed doors, because there were no Jeter sightings Saturday night.

“I heard he was staying in the penthouse at the Shore Club,” said one Miami source. “He checked in solo Friday, but nobody saw him Saturday night . . . and everyone down here talks when big names come to town. Maybe he was holed up in his suite all night?”

Jeter is notorious for his off-field plays - he’s been linked to the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo and Gabrielle Union. Shore Club reps had “no comment,” and a Yankee rep did not return calls.

Well, at the least, it looks like Jeter has found some sleep-over buddies to replace A-Rod.

October 17, 2007 | Filed Under Embarrassing The Stripes

Comments

3 Responses to “The Captain Validates”

brockdc on October 17th, 2007 12:21 pm

The real question here is this:

Would you give up a year of your life to be D.J.’s wing man for one Friday night?
SteveB on October 17th, 2007 12:47 pm

I don’t see why this is any of our business.
rbj on October 17th, 2007 1:10 pm

“linked to the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo and Gabrielle Union”

Day-um! Not only that, he’s also got a $189 million contract, plays shortstop for the NY Yankees, and has four WS rings.

Me? I got a dog and live in Toledo OH. Life just ain’t fair.