Hank: Reports Of My Pull-Out Are Greatly Exaggerated
From the AP:
New York Yankees senior vice president Hank Steinbrenner has not closed the door on a trade for Minnesota Twins left-hander Johan Santana.
“It’s still in the deciding process,” Steinbrenner said Monday night outside Legends Field at the Yankees’ spring training complex. “We’re still discussing it. There’s still a little talk back and forth.”
Steinbrenner said reports that the Yankees recently withdrew a formal offer to the Twins are not true.
“There wasn’t an official offer anyway. You can’t withdraw something that wasn’t there,” Steinbrenner said. “There was no official offer on the table at this time.”
There wasn’t an official offer anyway. You can’t withdraw something that wasn’t there…
Attaboy Hank. I haven’t seen teflon logic applied in a manner like this since Pee-wee and Francis had the great debate back on Francis’ birthday:
Pee-wee: I wouldn’t sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
Francis: Then you’re crazy!
Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
Francis: You’re a nerd!
Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
Francis: You’re an idiot!
Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
Pee-wee & Francis: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?
Pee-wee: Infinity!
