Maybe He Should Have Said “Handle It Tino!” Before Every Throw?
Posted by Steve L. on February 1st, 2008 · Comments (8)
Here’s Chuck Knoblauch, with his son Jake, as walks out of his deposition hearing today before the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee:
I know he’s been retired for 5 years, and he’s 38-years old now, but, I don’t remember Chucky looking so beefy. Probably serves him well – I doubt many people on the street would even know who he is with this look.
If they ever do a remake of “Carter Country,” maybe Knoblauch can now go up for the part of the Mayor Teddy Burnside?
When professional athletes stop being professional athletes, I bet their caloric intake starts to level out with the caloric burn rate. So it makes sense that when pro athletes retire they get a little doughy looking, especially as compared to what they looked like when they got paid to work out.
Steve, “Slightly” off topic, but it is your favorite topic – Brian Cashman. Probably 1A in that department (Steve’s fab 3 topics: Cashman sucks, Hughes, and ARod) is Phillip Hughes. Care to answer?
http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/024668.php
So it makes sense that when pro athletes retire they get a little doughy looking, especially as compared to what they looked like when they got paid to work out.
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Have you seen Bo Jackson lately?
When the Jason Grimsley story broke and a transcript of his chat with the feds was out there, people tried to fit names into the redacted section of a sentence where Grimsley said something about a friend who he knew did HGH. Someone suggested it was Knoblauch. And I believe deadspin said something along the lines of “and now they’re trying to drag Chuck Knoblauch’s tortured soul into this.” Reading this, I feel the same way. Yeah, tortured soul might be taking it too far, but does anyone believe that Chuck didn’t have a hell of a lot of problems? It seems like he really put his life together, getting married and having kids and playing a dad in total obscurity. It’s too bad that had to be broken because the government wants to know if Clemens did steroids.
Bo knows this
And Bo knows that
But I haven’t seen Bo lately.
Last time I saw Bo Jackson, he was pretty big. I mean like Kirby Puckett, Tony Gwynn big…
>>”Handle It Tino!”
Don’t you mean “Scoop me!”
Garcia – thanks, I just replied to that at Pinto’s.