Hanks Wants Sox To Be His Biotch
Posted by Steve L. on February 20th, 2008 · Comments (1)
Via Statesman.com
Hank Steinbrenner isn’t happy the Boston Red Sox are world champs and the New York Yankees are chasing.
“We’d rather be Darth Vader. Let them be the underdog,” the Yankees senior vice president said Wednesday.
New York had won nine consecutive AL East titles before the Red Sox finished first last season. Boston then won its second World Series title in four years.
“We want to be considered the dominant force, we want that pressure,” Steinbrenner said.
Does this mean we have to start calling Hank “Darth Von Steingrabber”?
Nah, “Von Steingrabber” is exclusive property of Bill Gallo
“Oof, mein Yankee Stroodles”