Is that Ed Norton I hear on the piano, getting loose with Swanee River? A-Rod, on WFAN yesterday, via Kat O’Brien on his relationship with Jeter:

As for his relationship with Derek Jeter, [Alex] said: “I’ll give it an A, A+. We’re on the honeymoon again … Things have been really good. It reminds me a little bit of our old days, back when we were kids.”

This backs-up a George King report from February 23rd.

I asked Seth Maxwell if he thought the concept of Alex and Derek being on their honeymoon was gross and he said “That’s not gross! [Bleep], gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. That’s gross!”

Who am I to argue with that? Party on Alex and Derek.