• Phils Fan A Real Pro

    Posted by on October 27th, 2009 · Comments (3)

    Via the Daily News

    She wanted to get to the World Series in the worst way.

    A “desperate” Philadelphia Phillies fan was arrested for offering to exchange sex for tickets to see her beloved team play the Yankees, investigators said.

    Cops say Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted a pleading ad on Craigslist saying she needed two tickets to baseball’s biggest game.

    “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX!” the ad was headlined.

    “Diehard Phillies fan – gorgeous tall buxom blonde – in desperate need of two World Series Tickets,” she allegedly wrote.

    Describing the price as “negotiable,” she ended the ad flirtatiously: “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

    Bucks County Public Safety Director Fred Harran said an officer with the special investigations unit spotted the ad and set up a meeting with Finkelstein at a local bar.

    The officer told her he and his brother had tickets to sell.

    Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts on both of them, saying, “Well, I’d rather have two tickets, and I could take care of both of you.”

    “There was no confusion at all,” Harran said. “She was pretty explicit in what she was going to trade.”

    Finkelstein is charged with a misdemeanor count of prostitution.

    Maybe she just confused “StubHub” with “StubRub”?

    Comments on Phils Fan A Real Pro

    1. Molon Labe
      October 28th, 2009 | 8:56 am

      Check out Susan Finkelstein’s (new) page on Facebook: [url]http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=susan+finkelstein&init=quick#/profile.php?id=1067397945[/url] .


      43 years old and yet still a “grad student” (and only for a Masters, not even a Ph.D.). Get a real J-O-B, honey, and then BUY your own tickets; or, does that whole capitalistic concept offend your “Very Liberal” non-sensibilities?

      BTW: “Buxom” is code for FAT.

    2. Corey
      October 28th, 2009 | 9:53 am

      I’m glad they are cracking down on Craig’s list. That site used to be a pimp’s dream, it was really gross.

    3. Evan3457
      October 28th, 2009 | 12:12 pm

      Well, this puts a new slant on the phrase “ticket exchange”. I wonder if StubHub should offer this as an alternate means of payment in these tough times…

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