Marrying Mark Melancon Does It Old School

Via Brad Dickson in the Omaha World-Herald last Saturday –

In Des Moines, a deer crashed through the window of an apartment. Experts think the deer may have tried to mate with his own reflection. Same thing once happened to A-Rod.

Yankees pitcher Mark Melancon married Omahan Mary Catherine Cimino with the rehearsal dinner held at Rosenblatt Stadium. Let’s hope this isn’t a preview of the new downtown stadium when the CWS isn’t in town — weddings and bar mitzvahs.

For those not aware, Rosenblatt Stadium has been the site of the Men’s Division I College World Series since 1950.

There’s no truth to the rumor that, at the rehearsal dinner, Melancon drilled a waiter in the back with a thrown cocktail glass because the server asked Mark if he was aware of the impact that the lack of conflict resolution skills played in failed marriages…