Time For A Stupid Parent Trick?
I think I’ve mentioned this before, but, in any event, this is the summer that my 6-year old son has really gotten into baseball. Playing T-ball for the first time has helped with this development. And, it’s had some interesting results…
The first thing is that, now, he can’t get enough Yankees games on TV. He watches them all the time. He watches the night games after dinner until it’s time for him to go to bed. And, during the day, he’s watching them via the YES Encore broadcast or On Demand via FiOS. On top of that, I got him the 2009 World Series DVD collection and he watches those games when he’s caught up with all the games on replay. As such, he’s very well versed in Yankees players. The ones who have really caught his fancy, for different reasons, are Pettitte, Posada, Cano, Jeter, Gardner and Swisher.
This is all very cool – especially when I come home from work and he greets me at the door to tell me the score in the Yankees game and what’s happened so far, or, when we watch games together and he asks me lots of questions about the team and Yankee Stadium.
And, there are other fun/crazy things that sometimes catch his attention. When the Yankees recently played the Dodgers, he thought that Manny Ramirez was “very luck to get to wear a number as high as ninety-nine.” (Hey, when you’re six, those types of things are cool, I suppose. It’s probably why Manny took the number…thinking like a 6-year old.)
But, we have another thing going on in my house now that ties back to his new baseball awareness…
As I once shared, one of my son’s kindergarten classmates, and his buddy, is a Red Sox fan. And, this kid has taught my son all about the Red Sox. Fenway Park, and the Boston players. (You had to see my face the day he came home from school and asked me to tell him more about “the Green Monster and Big Papi”!)
Now, even though my son is six, we have a “guy relationship” – meaning we bust each other’s chops as much as possible. We needle each other pretty good. It’s my fault. I started it and he figured out this is what dudes do, etc. Related, he’s been using his new baseball knowledge, especially about the Yankees and Red Sox, to stick it to me whenever he can…and in front of anyone at any time.
How?
He’s telling people that his favorite team is the Red Sox and that Kevin Youkilis is his favorite player.
Yeah, I know…he’s just doing it to make me react. Nonetheless, I do react. At first, I told him that Youkilis has a big light-bulb head like Squidward from SpongeBob and is ugly.
Don’t get me wrong, I know that Youkilis is a grinder and a team-first player and that we’d probably love him if he were a Yankee. But, I felt like I had to counteract him on this, somehow…and I thought a SpongeBob reference might connect here.
Lately, I’ve been telling him that I just don’t want to hear it – and, if he keeps saying it that he better be prepared to get some funny looks because the Red Sox are not popular in our neck of the woods.
Now, I’m thinking “Maybe I should take him to a Yankees-Sox game at the Stadium, to let him see how the Red Sox fans act and get treated there?”
Ah, you see, he’s still getting to me. Why am I still thinking about this? I know he’s just doing this to push my buttons. You should see the look in his eye and the smile on his face when he says it. The sparkle and grin is the same as when he was four and he would tell me that I ate stinky diapers for dinner – thinking that he was being funny and trying to get under my skin.
Maybe I should just do something really stupid, to give him something new to tease me about, so he’ll start using that for ammo and move off the Red Sox fan routine?




In addition, I also learned a few things for the first time reading Madden’s book – such as how Phil Rizzuto used Steinbrenner’s dislike of him as a way of getting out of making west coast road trips and how Randy Levine gained his favor with the Yankees family. I was also shocked to learn how much (then commissioner) Fay Vincent abused his power and railroaded Steinbrenner out of baseball during the whole Howie Spira incident.
With Toronto in town today to play the Yankees, it makes sense to think about the Blue Jays, right?


