• Holy Watney

    Posted by on May 17th, 2013 · Comments (4)

    In 1993, Tom Peyer and Hart Seely edited Phil Rizzuto’s actual broadcast commentary into verse for a book called “O Holy Cow! The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto.”

    Here is an excerpt:


    What kind is it?
    Ohhhhh!
    Pepperoni!
    Holy cow!
    What happened?
    Base hit!
    A little disconcerting,
    Smelling that pizza,
    And trying
    To do a ballgame.

    I have to borrow from that and say:

    A little disconcerting,
    Seeing Heidi Watney,
    And trying
    to pay attention,
    during MLB Network Quick Pitch.

    Wow.

    Comments on Holy Watney

    1. #15
      May 17th, 2013 | 7:10 pm

      A long time ago I made the comment that the Yankees might beat the Sox, but with Heidi in their line up, the Botox win the postgame every night.

    2. 77yankees
      May 19th, 2013 | 2:35 pm

      Heidi Watney > Erin (Looks like Big Bird) Andrews.

      Why the major networks don’t get that, I don’t know.

    3. Raf
      May 19th, 2013 | 9:40 pm

      This thread is worthless without pics :P

    4. 77yankees
      May 20th, 2013 | 8:37 pm

      Raf wrote:

      This thread is worthless without pics

      If you need proof she’s a rather attractive young woman…. :-P

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/dudsbait/3515867925/sizes/l/

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