Last night, I had a dream that Brian Cashman signed a dog to play for the New York Yankees. Yes, an actual dog.
It was a 3-year old Black Labrador Retriever – and, Cashman signed it to a $3 million dollar contract.
Cashman was quoted after the signing as saying “This gives us another option. It’s another nugget. We feel that there’s potential here to a plus-defender at a premium position.”
Can I blame this on the cold and cough medicine?