• Yup, For The First Time In My Life, Today, I Googled “Skyzoo”

    Posted by on January 13th, 2010 · Comments (5)

    Turns out it’s not the Captain tying the knot later this year in Lon-Guy-Land…

    Via NESN.com

    New York radio station WFAN reports that Derek Jeter’s sister, Sharlee Jeter, is to be married at Oheka Castle in Long Island in November, not the Yankees’ captain.

    Earlier this week, Jeter was rumored to be tying the knot with girlfriend and Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly, but WFAN’s Craig Carton says that information was incorrect. Instead, it’s Jeter’s sister, Sharlee, who is to marry rapper Skyzoo.

    I wonder if Momma Jeter and Mother Skyzoo will become the Yankees modern day version of Eve Arden and Kaye Ballard? Well, in any event, Derek will probably be at Skyzoo’s bachelor party…whenever it’s held. On your mark, get set…Paparazzi!

    Comments on Yup, For The First Time In My Life, Today, I Googled “Skyzoo”

    1. MJ
      January 14th, 2010 | 5:14 am

      What’s a good girl like Sharlee Jeter doing marrying a bad boy like Skyzoo? I don’t see this ending very well… Other than Jay-Z, I can’t think of a single rapper that doesn’t dog his women…

    2. jrk
      January 14th, 2010 | 10:27 am

      I’d like to thank the good lord for keeping Derek Jeter single…

    3. jrk
      January 14th, 2010 | 10:28 am

      ps. that wasn’t homosexual. i just think marriage would ruin his “persona”…and his game.

    4. clintfsu813
      January 14th, 2010 | 10:49 am

      I dont see how getting married would ruin his persona. His Yankee persona..and his game for that matter arent what they are because hes been banging every hot chick in NY. They’re that way because of his excellent upbringing and talent. Getting married wouldnt change a thing IMO. Tex, Posada, Andy, Matusi, seemed to do just fine, lol.

    5. jrk
      January 14th, 2010 | 5:46 pm

      I can’t even put Tex, Posada, Andy, Matsui in the same conversation as one of the most sought after bachelors on the planet. Different story completely. And yes, you are correct his yankee persona has nothing to do with banging every hot chick. I was referring more to his celebrity persona, not his baseball persona.

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