• Seriously, I Would Cut A Guy…

    Posted by on July 1st, 2016 · Comments (2)

    for this.

    How Do You Score 7 Runs In The 8th Inning & Lose?

    Posted by on June 15th, 2016 · Comments (1)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present your 2016 last place Yankees.

    New York @ Houston On Tuesday?

    Posted by on October 3rd, 2015 · Comments (2)

    One more Yankees loss and one more Astros win, and, that will be a reality.

    This from the Yankees team who was in 1st place with a seven game lead on July 28th.  They also had a 4-game lead in the wildcard top spot on September 23rd.

    Oh, and, by the way, the Yankees have lost 15 of their last 25 games.

    Talk about trending in the wrong direction.

    Welcome To The Low Point Of The Yankees 2015 Season

    Posted by on August 12th, 2015 · Comments (3)

    Coming off a series at home where you played like boys against men (versus Toronto), you head into Cleveland to play an Indians team with a starting line-up that looks more like a Triple-A team (than a good big league team) – and, you lose this game in 16 innings?


    And, you want to be my 2015  playoff contender?

    I don’t think so…

    Hey, Wait A Minute, The Phillies Are Terrible, Right?

    Posted by on June 24th, 2015 · Comments (0)

    I think the Yankees missed the memo.

    Yanks Lose 10 Of 13

    Posted by on May 24th, 2015 · Comments (13)

    On the season, heading into today, the Yankees have scored 192 runs and allowed 192 runs.   Last time I checked, you’re not going to win more than you lose with that approach.

    But, this is not old news in Yankeeland:

    Rk Year Tm G pythW-L% R RA
    1 2015 New York Yankees 43 .500 192 192
    2 2014 New York Yankees 162 .478 633 664
    3 2013 New York Yankees 162 .485 650 671
    Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
    Generated 5/24/2015.

    Whatever their plan is, it ain’t working.

    Pineda’s Pine Tar Hickey

    Posted by on April 23rd, 2014 · Comments (18)

    Stupid is, as stupid does…and he’s sure to get suspended this time.

    The A-Rod E-Mails

    Posted by on December 30th, 2013 · Comments (9)

    Steve Fishman shares some emails between Randy Levine and Alex Rodriguez. It’s must read material. How about this one:

    July 30, 2012
    Rodriguez is out with an injury, having fractured his hand five days earlier when hit by a pitch. Levine makes a reference to performance-enhancing drugs that he later refers to as a “bad joke.”

    Levine: How r u feeing since u left Robby [Cano] under 200, he needs some steroids fast!

    If MLB has any cojones, at the least, they will fine Levine for making such a statement…even as a private joke.

    Starring A-Rod As Don John…

    Posted by on November 13th, 2013 · Comments (13)

    Via the Daily News

    A-Rod has given new meaning to the term stalling.

    Disgraced New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez was busted in the ladies room at the Delano Hotel in Miami with a mystery brunette who most certainly was not his blond girlfriend Torrie Wilson, sources exclusively tell Confidenti@l.

    A-Rod had been dining at the UMI Sushi & Sake Bar at the trendy South Beach hotel on Saturday night with an entourage. A hotel guest tells us the Yankee, who is facing suspension over his performance-enhancing drug scandal, was first spotted getting hot and heavy with the unidentified woman near the elevators in the hotel lobby early Sunday morning.

    The duo soon disappeared into the women’s bathroom, where we hear they spent nearly 20 steamy minutes. A-Rod and the mystery lady allegedly became flustered and decided to end their toilet tryst when they were interrupted by another hotel guest.

    I sincerely wish that Aaron Boone never played basketball.

    A-Rod Is King Of The Double-Headers

    Posted by on October 16th, 2013 · Comments (3)

    Via the Post

    Just call him a-john. An upcoming book reports that not only did Alex Rodriguez enjoy the services of prostitutes — he frequently turned the double play by hiring them in pairs.

    The tattered reputation of the Yankee slugger will get shredded some more in “House of Outrageous Fortune: Fifteen Central Park West, The World’s Most Powerful Address,” a book by “740 Park” author Michael Gross due in time for spring training.

    A-Rod rented a $30,000-a-month apartment in the pricey limestone tower in 2010, becoming neighbors with Sting, Denzel Washington and Bob Costas, plus Wall Street titans Lloyd Blankfein, Sandy Weill and Daniel Loeb.

    A building worker told Gross, “He got hookers all the time. Usually two at a time, two times a week. One time he had two go up, they came down and left, and 10 minutes later, Cameron Diaz walks in.”

    “Fifteen [Central Park West] became A-Rod’s home plate,” Gross writes, where the $275 million man scored with Madonna and Kate Hudson, as well as Diaz. “But apparently they weren’t enough for A-Rod.”

    Though a broker called Rodriguez “the best tenant” in the book, the 15CPW staff didn’t agree. “He was a douche, an unfriendly narcissist,” another building worker said. “I hate the guy. He thought he was God.”

    A-Rod’s spokesman, Ron Berkowitz, says, “This is a further effort to fabricate scandal around Alex. The allegations concerning prostitutes are categorically false.”

    “House” will be published March 11, 2014, by Atria/Simon & Schuster.

    Well, now we know that A-Rod is twice the man that Brian Cashman is…

    A-Rod Since 9/11

    Posted by on September 23rd, 2013 · Comments (0)

    In the 11 games he has played for the Yankees since 9/11/13, here is Alex Rodriguez BA/OBA/SLG line: .108/.250/.270 (in 44 PA).

    Yes, these were all “must win” games for New York. And, yes, A-Rod has gone MIA during this time at the plate. (Shocking, right?)

    At this point, shouldn’t the Yankees just bench him and make him watch the last 6 games of the year? I mean, anyone else on the team could bat a buck oh’ eight, right?

    Since July 7th 2013, The Yankees Are 10-18

    Posted by on August 10th, 2013 · Comments (29)

    This includes today’s loss.

    In fact, the Yankees have not won back-to-back games since the All-Star break.

    Why would anyone want to watch this team, any more, they way they are playing?

    At the rate they are going, how long until they are in last place?

    The A-Rod Circus

    Posted by on August 5th, 2013 · Comments (18)

    Via Jon Heyman

    Alex Rodriguez plans to appeal his 214-game drug suspension related to the Biogenesis case and play Monday night for the Yankees against the White Sox, according to people involved the case. But he may be the only one of 13 or so players to appeal.

    While a couple of Biogenesis-linked players suggested behind closed doors they were seriously considering appeal, with a few hours to go before the announcement there was no confirmation anyone was joining A-Rod in appealing his suspension.

    Rangers outfielder Nelson Cruz has told people he will not appeal after some earlier reports suggested he might. He is said to have received encouragement to possibly appeal from some teammates who are concerned about their pennant push, but he must understand it would be difficult to fight this case.

    Rodriguez will be announced as suspended through the 2014 season for what is described as “massive violations” of the baseball’s Joint Drug Agreement. The other players are all in line to receive 50-game bans, which will contain their penalty within the 2013 season.

    Rodriguez has told people he doesn’t believe he deserves a ban for more than the 50 games the others are receiving since he has never previously been suspended, and further suggested he deserves “less than [Ryan] Braun,” referring to the Brewers star who agreed to a 65-game ban in the case.

    The evidence is said to suggest Rodriguez is said to have bought or used steroids in 2010, 2011 and 2012. However, all of it will be heard at a hearing within 20 days. Baseball’s arbitrator, Fredric Horowitz will then have 25 days to render a verdict.

    MLB plans to make the announcement this afternoon, at which time they could lay out a bit of their case against Rodriguez. Word is that there’s corroborating evidence, including texts, well beyond the testimony of former Biogenesis proprietor Tony Bosch.

    Nine of the other players to be suspended are known: Cruz, Tigers shortstop Jhonny Peralta, Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, Padres shortstop Everth Cabrera and Yankees catcher Francisco Cervelli, plus minor leaguers Fernando Martinez, Jordan Norberto, Fautino de los Santos and Cesar Puello.

    Three other players’ name are expected to be on the suspeneded list. Those players have yet to be definitely identified in media reports. But it won’t be Bartolo Colon, Melky Cabrera or Yasmani Grandal, who are linked to Biogenesis but considered to have served their time with their past suspensions.

    Rodriguez will be eligible to play while on appeal, which could take up to three weeks according to the drug agreement. Yankees manager Joe Girardi told reporters Sunday that A-Rod was being penciled into the lineup Monday night.

    “It’s going to be a circus,” one Yankees person predicted.

    At this point, I am sick and tired of this whole situation. And, for what it’s worth, that expression – “sick and tired” – is one that people throw around pretty loosely at times. But, I am truly and sincerely, sick and tired, of this whole A-Rod mess.

    On one hand, I can’t believe that this self-serving pathological and narcissistic ass-hat is going to get to play in a major league game tonight. (Although, I totally understand “why” – it’s the way that the system works, coupled with MLB’s fear to do anything that might be seen as going outside the system.) Yet, on the other hand, I know that the Yankees created this mess when they extended A-Rod after 2007. (And, don’t let the Yankees fool you here – they were more than happy with the juiced up A-Rod when he was hitting 50 homeruns a season and when he was an inhuman wrecking ball in the 2009 post-season.)  So, I sorta/kinda want to say they’re getting what they deserve.

    At this point, I don’t even want to read, hear, or see any of this any more. And, the only “blessing” here is that the Yankees season is already down the crapper and this sideshow isn’t going to mess with a post-season run or something like that.

    Just tell me when it’s all over.

    It’s The Royal, Curse, Baby

    Posted by on August 4th, 2013 · Comments (0)

    Since April 29th, 2013, Yankees Are 41-43

    Posted by on August 3rd, 2013 · Comments (6)

    That’s not exactly getting the job done, is it?

    In fact, if not for that 6-1 run against the then totally sucky Toronto Blue Jays during the period from April 19th through April 28th, this Yankees season would be even worse. Further, the Yankees Pythagorean W-L record right now is: 53-55.

    Are the next two months going to be any better? Is 2014 going to be any better? How?

    Teammates Don’t Want A-Rod Back

    Posted by on July 25th, 2013 · Comments (1)

    Via the Daily News

    As much as the Yankees need Alex Rodriguez’s bat back in the lineup, it seems the players in the Bombers’ clubhouse may have finally reached a boiling point when it comes to their controversial teammate.

    Speaking on the condition of anonymity, one Yankee said the nonstop A-Rod drama — which on Wednesday took a bizarre turn, as it was revealed that the third baseman got a second opinion on his injured left quad without the team’s knowledge — is becoming a distraction to a ballclub that already has enough to worry about.

    “Guys are just tired of it,” the player said. “The media circus that’s revolving around Alex is insane — and we haven’t even seen him. It just keeps going. It’s like a carousel that just keeps going around and around and around. At some point, it has to stop.

    “I would like his bat in the lineup. We could obviously use it because the potential for some home runs would help us a lot. But with the circus that’s surrounding him right now, I don’t think anybody wants that.”

    Publicly, A-Rod’s teammates have said the right things when asked about him, whether commenting on the quad injury that kept him from returning this week or his looming performance-enhancing drug suspension.

    But privately, many Yankees players believe Rodriguez should suffer the consequences if he is found guilty of using PEDs and of lying about it.

    “When it’s all said and done, you’ll hear more than enough comments from the guys in here,” the player said. “You’ll be able to write it for weeks.”

    Is there any way that A-Rod ever plays for the Yankees again?

    There’s No “I” In Team & No Show In A-Rod

    Posted by on July 13th, 2013 · Comments (0)

    Via the Post

    A-Rod went AWOL — creating yet another tension point in the already-stressed relationship between the one-time star and the Yankees.

    Following Alex Rodriguez’s meeting in Tampa on Friday with Major League Baseball officials investigating his ties to performance-enhancing drugs and Biogenesis, A-Rod was scheduled to play for the Single-A Tampa Yankees.

    However, sources told The Post Rodriguez never showed up for what was going to be his seventh rehab game, and organization officials were scrambling to find him. Eventually, sources said, Rodriguez informed the Yankees he was not going to play Friday, which infuriated team officials.

    As it turned out, the game was postponed by rain.

    But sources say Rodriguez had enough time to get from the nearby location where he was interrogated to the park before any official word had come down about whether the game would be played or not. He was not excused by organization officials from attending the game and, in fact, the Yankees had been told by MLB the interview would be done in a time frame to allow Rodriguez to continue his rehab games. The meeting ended about two hours before the scheduled first pitch.

    Reached by phone, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman refused to comment on whether Rodriguez was absent without permission. An A-Rod spokesperson did not directly address his absence.

    “Alex is back in the lineup tonight and laments the [Friday] game was rained out, he will not comment on any other topics,” the spokesperson said.

    Multiple sources have told The Post Rodriguez never made it to George M. Steinbrenner Field, where the Yankees also hold major league spring training. A published report, nevertheless, stated he did. The report claimed Rodriguez arrived at the team facility hours after his sit-down with MLB investigators, and that he was greeted by some soft applause by an estimated 50 people.

    Later, the game was postponed.

    Can’t you just feel the love?

    Stein Son-In-Law Spending Millions Without Yanks Knowledge

    Posted by on July 2nd, 2013 · Comments (3)

    Via the boys at the Daily News

    Felix Lopez is up to his old tricks again.

    Lopez, the Yankees’ executive vice president and chief international officer, took part in a press conference in the Dominican Republic on Monday to help make an announcement about a new privately funded $50 million baseball stadium outside of La Romana.

    There was only one problem: the Yankees didn’t know anything about the project.

    According to a source, nobody at the Yankees — including managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner, Lopez’s brother-in-law — had been given any heads-up about Lopez’s trip or his announcement.

    “This project would be a major boost to president Danilo Medina’s efforts to promote tourism and will have a major global impact,” Lopez said, according to a report on the Dominican Today website. “The goal is to try to have a stadium with the qualities the majors demand, with certain rules that were going to meet, where the stadium will be a jewel in the Americas.”

    Also in attendance, according to the report, were Joel Lithgow, the director of the Yankees’ Latin Baseball Academy, and Robert Weil, the founder and president of the Latino Baseball Hall of Fame.

    This isn’t the first time this year Lopez has drawn attention to himself for a Dominican-related event. Following the Dominican Republic’s victory at the World Baseball Classic in March, Lopez called a group of reporters together to boast of his involvement, which consisted of recruiting the squad to hold workouts at Steinbrenner Field.

    “It’s a very good thing for us to have been a participant in the winning that they did,” Lopez said at the time. “Having them win this confirms our belief that the Dominican Republic is a good bed for young players.”

    Joe Malloy and Steve Swindal could not be reached for comment.

    Cashman To A-Rod: Shut The F*** Up

    Posted by on June 26th, 2013 · Comments (23)

    Via Andrew Marchand

    Livid over Alex Rodriguez’s decision to tweet an update on his rehab process, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman had a message for the third baseman.

    “You know what, when the Yankees want to announce something, [we will],” Cashman told ESPN New York. “Alex should just shut the f— up. That’s it. I’m going to call Alex now.”

    Rodriguez tweeted Tuesday that he has been cleared to play in rehab games. Rodriguez’s comments seemed to contradict what Cashman told ESPN New York’s Wallace Matthews on Monday.

    “Visit from Dr. [Bryan] Kelly over the weekend, who gave me the best news – the green light to play games again!” Rodriguez tweeted.

    On Monday, Cashman shot down a report that Rodriguez had been given the go-ahead to play in games.

    “He has not been cleared by our doctors to play in rehab games yet,” he said. “He’s getting closer. There’s no doubt about it. But we don’t have a date for him to start playing games yet. It could be July 1. It could also be July 5 or maybe June 25.”

    Cashman explained that Dr. Kelly had no jurisdiction over Rodriguez’s rehab once the third baseman left New York to go to Tampa. Dr. Kelly had been approved by the team to perform the surgery and oversee Rodriguez’s recovery in New York. It was now sole in the team’s hands.

    “There is always a chain of command with injuries,” Yankees manager Joe Giardi said after the Yankees’ 5-3 win on Tuesday. “And there has to be. That is the process. It goes through our training staff, our doctors, our GM and then it probably gets to me.”

    Girardi said he always understood that Yankees’ team doctors needed to clear Rodriguez before he could play in a rehab game.

    Cashman ended up emailing Rodriguez and did not get an immediate response.

    I think it’s time for A-Rod to ask Mary Bresnan out for a date. Then, this whole thing could really get interesting.

    Yankees G.M. Rips The Team’s Batting Coach

    Posted by on June 18th, 2013 · Comments (23)

    Cash goes Long. Via CBS

    Yankees general manager Brian Cashman insists he’s not angry with hitting coach Kevin Long. But Cashman didn’t too happy with him either when discussing Mark Teixeira’s wrist woes with reporters on Monday.

    Long said Saturday night that he wasn’t sure if Teixeira’s right wrist “has been right” since coming off the disabled list on May 31.

    “It’s alarming in the fact that K-Long would say that to the group of the reporters, but he never said that prior to that,” Cashman said. “This is a lot of times how things work out when things go bad, things get said. If K-Long felt that way he should have been saying that from Day 1, but we never heard that from K-Long.”

    Long said Teixeira was having more trouble swinging from the left side of the plate. He never reported the issue to team officials or the Yankees medical staff, Cashman said.

    “Am I mad at Kevin Long because of that? No,” said Cashman. “But do I think that commentary jibes with Kevin Long’s comments internally in that clubhouse regarding this player prior to him going down? Absolutely not. … If K-Long said that, he’s a monk because he kept his mouth shut the whole time.”

    “Some people are better with the microphone than others,” he added. “Let’s put it that way.”

    Oh, and, by the way, Kevin Long’s contract is up at the end of the year.

    The Yankees Pitiful Offense

    Posted by on June 3rd, 2013 · Comments (16)

    Here are the numbers on the Yankees offense, so far, in this 2013 season:

    as C 56 198 26 5 6 18 2 14 36 .234 .297 .366 88
    as 1B 56 222 21 13 8 29 3 13 49 .223 .271 .413 73
    as 2B 56 240 29 12 14 36 2 19 36 .291 .350 .536 148
    as 3B 56 221 22 9 4 19 1 10 52 .272 .321 .374 89
    as SS 56 217 17 6 1 13 7 17 56 .206 .279 .275 63
    as LF 56 235 27 7 9 23 5 13 35 .244 .285 .398 79
    as CF 56 249 32 10 6 22 11 21 48 .269 .333 .439 112
    as RF 56 224 20 6 5 14 2 13 26 .246 .293 .367 76
    as DH 51 216 27 5 10 29 3 27 55 .235 .338 .433 104
    as P 5 11 0 0 0 0 1 0 6 .000 .000 .000 -100
    as PH 25 34 5 1 2 5 0 5 12 .143 .294 .393 114
    as PH for DH 7 7 3 0 2 3 0 2 0 .400 .571 1.600 426
    as Infield 56 1098 115 45 33 115 9 73 229 .247 .305 .398 93
    as Outfield 56 708 79 23 20 59 14 47 109 .253 .304 .402 89
    at Def. Pos. 56 904 104 33 27 89 19 71 176 .253 .317 .411 106
    at Off. Pos. 56 902 90 35 26 85 7 49 162 .246 .293 .388 80
    Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
    Generated 6/3/2013.


    Basically, the Yankees line-up has three sticks:  Second base, Center Field, and Designated Hitter.

    The corner outfielder positions are a joke.  (On Left Field, you can say that the Granderson injury hurt.  But, for Right Field, clearly Brian Cashman deserves some blame for going with aging Ichiro as his corner OF there in 2013.)

    First Base will get better with Teixeira’s return.  And, Third Base, while below league average, is not as bad as he holes the Yankees have at Catcher and Shortstop.  And, when will those get fixed?  You think Cervelli is the answer at backstop?  He’s injury-prone and unproven.  And, who knows when Jeter comes back at short – or how effective he will be?

    Catcher, short, left and right.  That’s half the line-up.  And, until they start to hit, the Yankees are going to continue to have a bad offensive team.

    More Off-Field Issues For A-Rod

    Posted by on February 26th, 2013 · Comments (2)

    Via CBS

    There’s yet another headache surrounding Yankees star Alex Rodriguez — and this one has nothing do to with allegations of doping.

    Rodriguez and rapper Jay-Z raised $403,862 in a 2006 celebrity poker tournament to benefit the A-Rod Family Foundation and the Shawn Carter Scholarship Fund, but only $5,090 made its way to various charities, according to the Boston Globe.

    Citing Internal Revenue Service records, the Globe reported that Rodriguez’s foundation “gave only 1 percent of proceeds to charity during its first year of operation in 2006, then stopped submitting mandatory financial reports to the IRS and was stripped of its tax-exempt status.”

    The foundation still has a website hosted on MLB.com, touting itself as “a non-profit organization dedicated to positively impacting families in distress.” The news section hasn’t been updated since Sept. 5, 2007.

    A-Rod’s reportedly mismanaged and not-so-charitable charity was exposed in the Globe’s sweeping review of 50 non-profits run by professional athletes. The Globe also questioned the efficiency of foundations set up by Boston Red Sox starter Josh Beckett, Baltimore Ravens receiver Anquan Boldin, and others.

    Non-profit experts say at least 65 to 75 percent of proceeds should directly benefit the organization’s stated mission, according to the Globe.

    “Athletes’ charities are subject to many pitfalls because most of them are not trained in how to raise and distribute money, and it’s difficult,” Sports Philanthropy Project executive director Greg Johnson told the Globe. “A lot of them get into expensive golf tournaments and that kind of crap. They can be self-serving as hell.”

    It’s all Yuri Sucart’s fault. It’s always his fault…

    A-Rod’s Drama Timeline With The Yankees

    Posted by on February 11th, 2013 · Comments (1)

    A non-all-inclusive summary from Pete Caldera yesterday.


    Yanks Say Their Negative Fans Threw Them Off Their Game

    Posted by on October 19th, 2012 · Comments (11)

    Via John Harper

    If anything, it showed a rather startling team-wide lack of mental toughness. You can blame some of that on the loss of Derek Jeter to a broken ankle in Game 1, but that’s no excuse for the complete lack of fight with the season on the line.

    And while A-Rod blamed two weeks of postseason futility at the plate, saying it “sucked the energy out of us,” another player privately made a far more indicting observation: that the ballclub was affected by the hostility from the fans at Yankee Stadium last weekend.

    “I really think the booing spooked a lot of guys,” the player said. “A lot of guys hadn’t been booed before, and they couldn’t believe how nasty it got in the stands.”

    Obviously Nick Swisher admitted to being sensitive to such treatment after Game 2, but the player said Swisher was far from alone in his reaction.

    “A lot of guys were talking about it in the clubhouse,” he said. “I was surprised by how much it bothered them. I really don’t think they ever recovered.”

    If that’s true, well, so much for the big, bad Yankees.

    And, in any case, it’s time that GM Brian Cashman considers how poorly this team has played in October, other than 2009, when he starts making decisions about next season and beyond.

    Something has to explain how the Yankees seemed a half-step slower than the Tigers in everything they did on Thursday. For that matter, when Mark Teixeira was doing a Jason Giambi impression with his glove at first base, you had to think that neither their hearts nor heads were really in this game.

    Afterward Rodriguez basically said not to blame him.

    “You can take one guy,’’ A-Rod said, referring to himself, “and say, ‘Let’s blame him, let’s get him, put the coffin on him, knock his ass out.’ But at the end of the way I felt the wind was sucked out of us the last two weeks.”

    Rodriguez is probably right about how heavily the overall offensive struggles weighed on this team. Yet there’s no avoiding the obvious here: the last few days made it look and feel as if a divorce with A-Rod should be imminent.

    Booing at home  the problem this post-season? Oh, Em, Gee.  Grow a pair, will ya?

    Blaming the fans…that is soooo weak.  Ugh.

    A-Rod Caught Looking While On The Bench

    Posted by on October 16th, 2012 · Comments (1)

    Via the Post

    Shameless Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez was playing so poorly against the Detroit Tigers Saturday night that he was yanked from the lineup — but that didn’t stop him from trying to score.

    After being replaced in the bottom of the eighth inning in Game 1 of the American League Championship Series, the highest-paid Yankee openly flirted with a pair of pretty women two rows behind the dugout — even sending them a ball bearing a note asking for their phone numbers, a witness told The Post.

    “I watched him flirt with two admittedly very cute young women nearby,’’ the witness said.

    Instead of rooting on his teammates as they struggled to stay alive during the tense game at Yankee Stadium, A-Rod, 37, had a ball boy toss the young women a baseball inscribed with a message asking for their numbers.

    “Alex was holding a pen and wrote a note on a ball which was thrown at the women by a ball boy,’’ the witness explained.

    “The girls, who had already caught two balls, seemed bemused at first and tried to hand the ball to another fan, but other fans noticed the note on it and yelled at them to read it.

    “The note asked them to write their phone numbers on the ball and throw it back,’’ the witness said.

    “One of the girls, with darker blond hair, wrote . . . on the ball and threw it back at A-Rod, who gave her a big smile.”

    “They exchanged a few glances after that,’’ as A-Rod took a powder while a pinch-hitter took his place at the plate.

    Raul Ibanez performed under pressure, tying the score in the bottom of the ninth.

    In the 12th, team captain Derek Jeter broke his ankle — and A-Rod finally wised up, the witness said.

    “The flirtation stopped once Derek Jeter got hurt,” the source said.

    The Yanks wound up losing 6-4.

    They also lost again to the Tigers 3-0 on Sunday.

    Fans sitting behind the dugout at Saturday’s game said they were disgusted after witnessing A-Rod’s shenanigans, which were more befitting a sixth-grader than a serious ballplayer.

    “I was absolutely stunned that even . . . A-Rod would not be focusing on such a critical game, supporting his teammates, and was instead more interested in adding another couple of phone numbers to what must be a very, very large collection,’’ one said.

    A-Rod’s rep referred questions to a team spokesman, who didn’t get back to The Post last night.

    Rodriguez is currently dating wrestler Torrie Wilson.

    The joke is on Alex. One of the girls was Louise Meanwell.

    And, yes, I am killing.

    Shocking Or Not? Yankees “Hitters” So Far This Post-Season

    Posted by on October 15th, 2012 · Comments (14)

    Here are the Yankees batting stats, this post-season, for the ALDS and ALCS, combined:

    Rk Player #Matching PA AB H HR RBI BB SO BA ▴ OBP SLG
    1 Brett Gardner 3 Ind. Games 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000
    2 Eric Chavez 4 Ind. Games 11 11 0 0 0 0 6 .000 .000 .000
    3 Robinson Cano 7 Ind. Games 33 32 2 0 4 1 4 .063 .091 .125
    4 Alex Rodriguez 6 Ind. Games 25 23 3 0 0 2 12 .130 .200 .130
    5 Nick Swisher 7 Ind. Games 30 26 4 0 1 3 8 .154 .233 .192
    6 Curtis Granderson 7 Ind. Games 29 26 3 1 1 3 14 .115 .207 .231
    7 Russell Martin 7 Ind. Games 29 26 5 1 1 3 4 .192 .276 .346
    8 Mark Teixeira 7 Ind. Games 32 25 8 0 1 7 2 .320 .469 .360
    9 Eduardo Nunez 3 Ind. Games 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 .200 .200 .400
    10 Ichiro Suzuki 7 Ind. Games 35 33 9 1 5 1 3 .273 .294 .424
    11 Jayson Nix 4 Ind. Games 7 7 2 0 0 0 1 .286 .286 .429
    12 Derek Jeter 6 Ind. Games 30 27 9 0 2 2 10 .333 .379 .444
    13 Raul Ibanez 6 Ind. Games 20 16 7 3 5 4 3 .438 .550 1.063
    Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
    Generated 10/15/2012.

    It is truly amazing how much Cano, A-Rod, Swisher, Granderson and Martin have been terrible this post-season.  And, now that Jeter is out, it only leaves Teixeira, Ichiro and Ibanez as the sole guys who have provided some support this October in the line-up.

    Could you imagine what would be happening now if George Steinbrenner were still alive and in his prime?  Kevin Long would have been reassigned to the instructional league during the playoffs.

    I suppose that Martin is not a total shock.  For most of the season, he was a joke at the plate.  But, it’s almost impossible to be as bad as Cano, A-Rod, Swisher and Granderson have been this post-season.  Look at their numbers.  Give CC Sabathia a stick and send him to the plate and he could probably do better than the numbers those four have produced so far.

    Then again, maybe we should not be shocked with the others as well?

    Seriously, A-Rod’s been in a decline for a while now and it has really accelerated this year.  Plus, outside of 2009 – where he had help from the Canadian Dr. Feel Good and the benefit of facing the Twins and Angels who never get him out – he’s always been a bust for the Yankees in the post-season.  So, this should not be a surprise.

    And, Granderson, this season, like he was doing in Detroit before he came to New York, turned into Dave Kingman at the plate.  Sure, he can crush a mistake fastball.  But, his swing has more holes to exploit than the Bunny Ranch and these post-season pitchers are having an orgy facing him.

    Swisher?  Check the career post-season stats on ‘Lish, The Red Light Clown:

    Year Age Tm Lg Series Opp G PA HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG
    2006 25 OAK AL ALDS MIN 3 12 0 1 2 2 .300 .417 .500
    2006 25 OAK AL ALCS DET 4 15 0 0 5 5 .100 .400 .100
    2008 27 CHW AL ALDS TBR 3 6 0 0 2 1 .250 .500 .250
    2009 28 NYY AL ALDS MIN 3 12 0 1 0 4 .083 .083 .167
    2009 28 NYY AL ALCS LAA 6 25 0 0 3 7 .150 .292 .150
    2009 28 NYY AL WS PHI 5 19 1 1 4 4 .133 .316 .400
    2010 29 NYY AL ALDS MIN 3 13 1 1 1 1 .333 .385 .750
    2010 29 NYY AL ALCS TEX 6 25 1 1 3 7 .091 .200 .273
    2011 30 NYY AL ALDS DET 5 20 1 1 1 5 .211 .250 .368
    2012 31 NYY AL ALDS BAL 5 21 0 1 2 5 .111 .190 .111
    2012 31 NYY AL ALCS DET 2 9 0 0 1 3 .250 .333 .375
    6 Yrs (11 Series) 45 177 4 7 24 44 .167 .284 .300
    Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
    Generated 10/15/2012.

    Swisher just may be the worst hitter (with a minimum of 100 PA) in post-season history. Therefore, what he’s doing now is what he always does in October: Choke.

    And, that leaves Cano.  How a guy can hit six-fifteen in his last 9 games of the season, and then set a major league post-season record for going hitless in 26 straight at-bats, the next minute is beyond reason.  Unless, of course, Cano is the new A-Rod for the Yankees.  And, then, naturally, it makes sense.

    For Yankees fans, the good news is that Swisher should soon be gone and Granderson will not be far behind him.  And, for all we know, Cano may leave New York once he becomes a Free Agent.  But, Brian Cashman is the G.M. who brought in Swisher and Granderson.  So, as long as he’s still in charge, their replacements may be more of the same.  And, A-Rod’s not going anywhere, most likely, because of his contract.  (Unless, like he did in Texas, Rodriguez brokers his own deal out of town.)

    Then again, maybe  the Yankees will turn this all around this post-season and make all this lamenting seem silly? Just don’t bet the house on it.  Because, if that happens, then that will be truly shocking.

    A-Rod’s Last 118 Plate Appearances

    Posted by on October 2nd, 2012 · Comments (11)

    In his last 118 PA, Alex Rodriguez has a BA/OBA/SLG line of .243/.314/.350 (with 31 K’s).

    And, worse, overall, on the season, to date, his Slugging Percentage is .426 (in 518 PA).

    The Yankees have batted him 3rd or 4th most of this season, when A-Rod was not disabled.

    Can they really afford to carry his no-power bat in that spot anymore?

    “Pineda” Really Is Spanish For “Pavano”

    Posted by on August 20th, 2012 · Comments (10)

    Via the Post

    Injured Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda was busted for DUI in Tampa, Fla., on a busy road early this morning after a cop spotted his speeding, “weaving” Nissan SUV driving without its headlights on, cops said.

    The burly Pineda, 23, “had a fixed gaze and his eyes were bloodshot, watery and glassy,” a Tampa police officer wrote after pulling the 23-year-old hurler over at 2:35 a.m. on North Dale Mabry Highway.

    “I could smell a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his breath, and his speech was slurred,” the cop wrote about Pineda, who was an All-Star in his rookie season last year with the Seattle Mariners.

    The Domnican Republic native’s blood-alcohol level was found to be .128 and .125 in two separate readings, according to police records. He was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, and released on a $500 bond from jail shortly before noon today.

    Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman told The Post “no comment” when asked about Pineda’s arrest.

    Poor Brian Cashman has such terrible luck with pitching acquisitions, doesn’t he?

    Today’s Cashman & Meanwell News

    Posted by on February 10th, 2012 · Comments (7)

    Some more on the mess Brian Cashman has created, from the Post today –

    Manhattan prosecutors have subpoenaed Yankee general manger Brian Cashman’s bank records—which sources say include evidence that he coughed up as much as $20,000 to accused extortionist and purported mistress Louise Meanwell as far back as April, The Post has learned.

    Those alleged payments raise the question of whether Meanwell was shaking Cashman down for nearly 10 months — or whether the big bucks were legitimate gifts as part of an affair, as she claims.

    Cashman made “several” cash deposits in the range of $4,000 each into the British-born woman’s bank accounts over the last 10 months, a source close to the case told The Post.

    Meanwell herself claims she received between $18,000 and $20,000 in the same time frame.

    The records sought include handwritten deposit slips Cashman used to personally funnel money into Meanwell’s account.

    “His handwriting is on those deposit slips, so there’s no way he can claim he wasn’t giving her this money,” said the source.

    Meanwell’s bank records have also been subpoenaed.

    And, then there is this also from the Post on the woman Brian Cashman choose to bring into his life –

    Former targets of alleged serial stalker Louise Meanwell, men who all lived in the Albany area, said she won’t move on from her obsession with Yankee general manager Brian Cashman anytime soon.

    “She’s not done with Cashman. She’s never done,” Meanwell’s former live-in boyfriend, David Sano, told The Post.

    “You learn that about Louise. She’s ruthless.’’

    The ominous prediction came as Sano recounted a wild, two-year ride with Meanwell that began as a 2001 one-night stand and spiraled into a nightmare that included claims of a pregnancy and abortion, a leaked sex tape, shredded clothing, slashed tires — and a prison stint for Sano after he pulled a knife on her in exasperation.

    “She is the most conniving person I have ever met,” Sano said.

    Two others — a successful Albany businessman who says Meanwell stalked him “for months” in 1999 and Jason Walker, once an aide to former Gov. George Pataki — echoed Sano.

    “She is relentless,’’ said the businessman, whose name is being withheld.

    “She was really intimidating and ingrained herself into my life.”

    Meanwell, he said, cozied up to his pals at an Albany country club, staked out his home, bombarded him with e-mails and filled his answering-machine tape with messages before he hired a lawyer to stop her.

    He described Meanwell as “a multiple personality, where one minute she was a nice, relatively normal person who [could] turn vindictive and evil at any point in time.”

    “She was very, very persistent,” said Walker, who was working for Pataki when he dated Meanwell for two months in 2002. He said he bailed out because he couldn’t deal with her constant calls and demands for attention.

    How many days until Pitchers & Catchers report?

    Today’s Yankeeland News: Booze & Steroids

    Posted by on February 9th, 2012 · Comments (3)

    First, this via the AP

    YES Network television host Bob Lorenz has been charged with drunken driving in Connecticut where police say he was found passed out in his car in his hometown of Westport.

    The 48-year-old Lorenz was arrested early Wednesday morning. Police say they found him slumped over the wheel of his car and when they woke him up he drove away slowly and nearly hit a utility pole. Officers say his speech was slurred and he smelled of alcohol.

    Lorenz hosts pregame and postgame shows for the New York Yankees and New Jersey Nets. He was arraigned Wednesday at Norwalk Superior Court and his case was continued to Feb. 29.

    There’s no phone listing for Lorenz and it’s not clear if he has a lawyer. A Yes Network spokesman declined to comment.

    And, then there’s this from the Daily News

    The woman accused of stalking and blackmailing Yankees GM Brian Cashman has injected steroids into the sordid mix.

    From Rikers Island, Louise Meanwell claimed Wednesday that Cashman told her he misled federal investigators over what the Bombers’ brass knew of steroid use by players.

    Meanwell, who claims she had an affair with Cashman, told the Daily News that Cashman confided to her that he was grilled in June or July by “the feds.”

    She said Cashman told her he made it seem like the Yankees had no knowledge of players’ steroid use when, in fact, they did.

    Cashman’s spokesman Chris Giglio vehemently denied the accusations.

    “These claims are complete and utter fiction, the latest installment of a carefully concocted campaign of harassment now spewing from a jail cell by a person who is being held on serious criminal felony charges of harassment and extortion,” Giglio said.

    A friend of Meanwell’s told The News he sent an email to federal investigators advising them of her claims.

    The friend said he sent the email to Ron Gardella, chief investigator for the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York, and FBI agent Brian Jacob.

    The email, obtained by The News, went on to say that Meanwell had “specific details” on dates and times that Cashman was aware of steroid use by players.

    Both the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s office refused to confirm or deny that Meanwell had informed them of her claims.

    Cashman was on prosecutors’ witness list for Roger Clemens’ trial on perjury charges last July before Judge Reggie Walton declared a mistrial on the first day of the proceedings in Washington. Walton has scheduled a new trial for April.

    I’m sure the Mets don’t mind the Yankees making the headlines with all this “stuff” and taking the spot-light off them and all their problems…

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